I just want to write myself a world and go live in it
do you think God ever gets sad like “what do you mean you don’t love yourself i worked so hard on you….”
…why is this so uplifting
I’m not even religious and this makes me smile.
It may seem like I’m a sarcastic asshole 24/7, but I’m actually only a sarcastic asshole 18/7 because at night I actually have feelings.
if i had a dollar for every time an adult asked me about college then i’d have enough money to pay for college
so apparently “normal” people sleep in the pm hours and wake up in the am hours???